For the love of Jon Stewart... also, "get me off this crazy thing"

You want it, you got it.

This guy, "Sean Kelly"... What a joke.

Look at his "about me" page.

He's all, "look at me... look how important I am"

HE IS JUST A HATER.

"The Almighty DUH" in all her goodness and wisdom has allowed him to make his obnoxious and misconceived observations about her.

But know this, "Mr. Sean Kelly", You WILL be exposed for the FAKER you are.

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BIG FAT PHONY. A PHONY!!!! Did you hear me? Because I am going to say it again. A PHONY. A FRAUD.

And I have the evidence to prove it.

Mary Kay is a moot point by now. (That means it doesn't really matter, by the way.) Pink Truth is practically a misnomer in the annals of history.

But "DUH"... SHE SHALL LIVE FOREVER AND EVER!!! (repeat... "... AND SHE SHALL REIGN FOREVER AND EVER...)

For you to even THINK for one moment that your insignificant, snide remarks will hamper her triumphant return is laughable. LAUGHABLE.

You will not hear from me again until you have crawled over glass (the broken variety) and coals (the hot burning variety) in deep, painful, sorrowful repentance.

You will rue the day you crossed our beloved leader.